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Aug 2019
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Episode 038 - The Kiss of Death

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After a disappointing draw with newly-promoted Sheffield United, the Ashwood City fans want answers. The Club's hierarchy, however, have other issues to attend to. An unfortunate traffic jam only adds to the problems of Chief-Executive Patrick Nolan. 


Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

Helena Doughty as Jess Tate

Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall  

Victoria Gibson as Alex Morrison


Additional Voices:

Thomas Mitchells

Esmonde Cole

Lucinda Shaw

Joel Emery

   


Directed by:

Adam Jarrell

Episode written by:

Joel Emery  

Edited by:

Adam Jarrell 

Executive Producer:

Joel Emery



WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

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