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Oct 2019
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Episode 047 - Black Hawk Clown

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The Premier League has returned from the international break and Ashwood City face Brighton at Dartley Park. With hastily made plans to find a sponsor for the former Gerry Harkness stand; the club face fierce protests and a possible boycott of the game.


Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall

Helena Doughty as Jess Tate


Additional voices:

Luke Stevenson

Joel Emery

Lucinda Shaw

Alex Marshall


Directed by:

Adam Jarrell

Episode written by:

Joel Emery  

Edited by:

Adam Jarrell

Executive Producer:

Joel Emery


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