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Feb 2020
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Episode 064 - Bourne Ultimatum

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With the close of the transfer window, Ashwood City's attention returns to the Premier League and the visit of relegation rivals AFC Bournemouth. Patrick Nolan's attention, however, is focused on how to undo a personal faux pas. 


Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall

Isi Adeola as Christian Akuffo


Additional Voices:

Joel Emery


Directed by:

Adam Jarrell


Episode written by:

Joel Emery  


Edited by:

Adam Jarrell


Casting Director:

Kirsty Gillmore

 

Executive Producer:

Joel Emery



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