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Mar 2020
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Episode 071 - Old Etonians Assemble!

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About this episode

As the authorities prepare their case against Patrick Nolan, old connections provide an opportunity to hinder the prosecution. 


Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

Thomas Mitchells as Theo Clinton

Rhys Tees as Rob Jefferson


Additional voices

Nalan Burgess

Joel Emery


Directed by:

Joel Emery

Episode written by:

Joel Emery  

Edited by:

Joel Emery

Executive Producer:

Joel Emery


WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. 

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