Book 17: You Tell 'em, Drogo!

Take Me Home. The MCU once took a worthless IP and through the power of Robert Downey Jr. made Iron Man the biggest superhero on the planet. Can they do the same with its even more worthless spinoff?? Red & Ivan put on Nina Simone singing “Sinnerman” and contemplate Disney+’s Iro ... Show More

Don’t Tell Dad. Television is dead, but can one unkillable cable network bring it back?. Red & Ivan hop flaming out of the Firebox 5000, throw on their tuxes, and talk SyFy’s Revival. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall’s podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify, Appl ... Show More

Baltimore Changes Everything. When you’re trying to get as far away from Star Wars as possible, you create a grimy period piece in 70s Arizona. Red & Ivan pop open some Tabs, slam an 8 track into the dash, and talk HBO Max’s Duster. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall’s podc ... Show More

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. The bear, and a slew of Northerners, arrive in Harrenhal. Jaqen fulfills his final duty and Roose doesn't know how to talk to children. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Arya IX. Close The Door And Come Here - Episod ... Show More

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. A mind needs a book as Winterfell needs a job fair. Were Benjen Stark & Howland Reed co-authoring Rhaegar & Lyanna fan fiction? The Boltons don't dick around with library late fees. Everyone is Jon's uncle, but were the Targaryens really the ... Show More

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We go deep on Robin Hood in one of Arya's last happy chapters. Thoros is a cool youth pastor. Lady Smallwood is a delight. And why no five-year gap, George? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Arya IV.   Close The Doo ... Show More

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We discuss the parallels between Arya/Gendry and Jaime/Brienne. GRRM may have read Anne of Green Gables, but he needs to lay off some of the more ludicrous male fantasies. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Arya V.   ... Show More

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Welcome to Qarth, the home of one-titty dresses and fish pedis! Dany seems to have her act together, but Jorah can get off his high horse when it comes to Ned Stark. And the crew of the Cinnamon Wind is as delightful as ever. Game of Thrones. ... Show More

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne.  Meet Tyrion Lannister: Librarian Approved. George, why you burnin' all the bacon? Is it a Westerosi hangover cure? And don't think you can hide that hot Nedbert action from our eagle eyes. Jaime knows a seamstress and isn't afraid to use her ... Show More

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Cat learns you can go home again, but when you do it'll probably suck - much like young Petyr Baelish. The Northern lords and the Riverlands hold a war council in which Stevron Frey might actually make the most sense (we know!). Robb is decla ... Show More

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Welcome to the all-you-can-eat crab leg dinner at The Wall! Alliser Thorne bravely challenges Tyrion to a duel, while Lord Commander Mormont tells us exactly what's going to happen...5 books from now. Also, we still have a more few things to ... Show More

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Let's all go to the Street of Flour! We admire Arya's survival instincts, as well as Joffrey's skill at producing a spectacle for the blood thirsty masses. Even though we've all read this chapter multiple times, we're still waiting for that v ... Show More

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Welcome to the Inn of the Lord of the Flies. Brienne is a goddamn hero. Hyle may be a dog, but he's an honest dog. Where's our Son of Nedbert fic? We need something to take our minds off of this heartwrenching chapter. Game of Thrones. A Song ... Show More