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Nov 2019
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294: Re-Reread AFfC Brienne VII

Close The Door And Come Here
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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Welcome to the Inn of the Lord of the Flies. Brienne is a goddamn hero. Hyle may be a dog, but he's an honest dog. Where's our Son of Nedbert fic? We need something to take our minds off of this heartwrenching chapter. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Brienne VII.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 294

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