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May 2020
59m 59s

321: AGoT Tyrion III (repost)

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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Welcome to the all-you-can-eat crab leg dinner at The Wall! Alliser Thorne bravely challenges Tyrion to a duel, while Lord Commander Mormont tells us exactly what's going to happen...5 books from now. Also, we still have a more few things to say about Game of Thrones season 7. Hold your aurochs. Game of Thrones. A Song o ... Show More
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