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Aug 5
44m 10s

Help They Put My Dinner In a Mortuary

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What’s more likely - Jordan buying a Vespa, or the boys doing a gym session together? Apparently both are happening (and they say they haven’t changed). Things swiftly return to reality though when they tackle your dilemmas, including how to be friendly without being flirty, and a letter from a G&Diva whose dinner ended up in a very different kind of ‘fridge’.

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