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May 2024
39m 59s

The fully conscious baby & Roblox

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(Video podcast available on Spotify & YouTube) This week on Pretty Lonesome Madeline discusses the “FCB” or Fully Conscious Baby: a baby who has gone viral for being fully conscious and most notably a big fan of the Four Seasons Hotel Orlando. Disturbed by the sentience of the supposed newborn, and with nothing better to do, Madeline tries to pin an age on the child by googling pronoun acquisition and baby teeth stages.

She then shifts her focus to her newest hobby: Roblox. Ipadbaby6900 has taken the leaderboards by storm in dress to impress.

Madeline also reminisces on her days as a Twitter cult leader and how she met her best friend Millie in the mix.

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