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Nov 2021
56m 18s

27. Flowing Wells

JACK
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Step aside, Salem, there's a new witch hunt in town.

Topics: Arizona, English teachers, death threat sincerity scale, conspiracy theories, Tuscaloosa News, tiktok vs the Byzantine Emperors, Rupaul's App

CW: religion, witchcraft, school

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