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Jul 2022
55m 36s

29. Lyre, Lyre (cows on fire)

JACK
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We have a New Guest Host this episode, as Shawn joins Jack to talk about how Hermes earned a spot on Olympus. And invented a musical instrument. And stole a bunch of sacred cows. It also happens to be the story of his birth. We COULD’VE made this episode PG but we have too much fun swearing.

Topics: Orange Cat Energy, Breaking Bad, sacred cows, Little Red Riding Hood (the lost years), 'Brokeback Mountain', Baby Shoes (heavily used, almost as if the baby has been hiking), shoplifters, Free Bird

CW: theft, drug use (the fun kind), baby in danger (kinda, the baby’s a god), animal death, human death (debatable)


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