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Mar 2024
1h 20m

Episode 106: Hold My Blanket

Jokes On You Podcast
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WE BACK (AGAIN) B*TCHES!!! We (again) thank y’all kindly for your patience! This week, the Jokes On You dolls tell you where they’ve been, what they’ve been doing, and get into a very deep discussion about GOD. From the devil to Diddy (also a devil) the girls discuss it all.


Mel has recanted her disdain for Sigmas, Talley got bullied by the Beans on Toast People, AND WHO THE HELL IS DURRELL?????

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