VSSVSSN's Christmas Stories

Intro (Carol Of The Bells)

Mistletoe and Methadone

Santa Sold My Soul on eBay

I Ghosted You Last Christmas (But You Still Venmo’d Me)

Coochie For Christmas

Bustin’ My Chestnuts (On Her Chest)

Deck the Halls (With My Ex’s New Man)

Frosty the Cokehead

Hot Topic Nativity

A Democratic Christmas

Stolen Christmas

Grandma Got Run Over by My SoundCloud

Tinsel and Trauma

All I Want for Christmas Is a Restraining Order

Sleigh Bells and Suicide Notes

Sock Full of Regret (and Lube)

Spiked Eggnog and Existential Dread

The First No Cap

Santa Baby Daddy

Hark! The Herald Emo Sings

Ho Ho Hoe

Reindeer Games and Razorblades

Merry Crunkmas

Emo For Christmas

Christmas Is War

Merry XXX-Mas

Silent Night (Savage Night)

Outro