Santa Sold My Soul on eBay

Intro (Carol Of The Bells)

Mistletoe and Methadone

I Ghosted You Last Christmas (But You Still Venmo’d Me)

Coochie For Christmas

Bustin’ My Chestnuts (On Her Chest)

Deck the Halls (With My Ex’s New Man)

Frosty the Cokehead

Hot Topic Nativity

A Democratic Christmas