Coochie For Christmas

Intro (Carol Of The Bells)

Mistletoe and Methadone

Santa Sold My Soul on eBay

I Ghosted You Last Christmas (But You Still Venmo’d Me)

Bustin’ My Chestnuts (On Her Chest)

Deck the Halls (With My Ex’s New Man)

Frosty the Cokehead

Hot Topic Nativity

A Democratic Christmas