We are in a fix Sweetie, we are in a fix We went to get some fresh air Turns out fresh air is expensive ... Bring me the necessities And hand me some water And forget lovemaking, Sweetie Tonight, dinner is light There are olives and a loaf of bread And we still have four turnips left, Sweetie If you want falafel, bring some And if you want something green, bring some But please come straight back home And no flirting with cotton candy! We are in a fix Sweetie, we are in a fix We went to get some fresh air Turns out fresh air is expensive We are in a fix Sweetie, we are in a fix You hid all your pennies For a rainy day It is pouring now, Sweetie And I am drowning We are in a fix Sweetie, we are in a fix We went to get some fresh air Turns out fresh air is expensive We are in a fix Sweetie, we are in a fix