Every time I meet someone I have to know their horoscope Not because I want to converse ...Or jump in their lap This is a very important notion A study of humanity We owe the planets a lot Since the beginning of time Aries is a hard worker, Taurus is loyal Leo is the boss, Pisces is stupid I'm the horoscope reader I'm the horoscope reader I have so many stories And tales about the universe Names are stacked in order Everything is listed If you invite a Leo and a Capricorn Keep the Gemini away Never wed a Scorpio to a Virgo They don't fit in any way Cancer is generous, Libra is a vilain Aquarius is wise but Capricorn is in charge I'm the horoscope reader I'm the horoscope reader Each sign has its good and its evil The parents' upbringing counts And the gene composition too Each person has a path And each path is on an orbit Staring at the skies too often Doesn't make you simple minded Gemini is self love, Sagittarius is twisted Virgo is not any better, Scorpio is haunted I'm the horoscope reader I'm the horoscope reader