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There Is Only One Thing in the World Worse Than Being Witty, And That Is Not Being Witty.

Those Responsible Have Been Sacked

Strange Women Lying in Ponds Distributing Swords Is No Basis for a System of Government

Luckily, We Have Been Prepared for This Eventuality, And Are Now Taking Steps to Remedy It.

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