There Is Only One Thing in the World Worse Than Being Witty,...

You Mother Was a Hamster and Your Father Smelt of Elderberries!

Those Responsible Have Been Sacked

Strange Women Lying in Ponds Distributing Swords Is No Basis for a System of Government

Luckily, We Have Been Prepared for This Eventuality, And Are Now Taking Steps to Remedy It.

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