remember the douchechill from finding your old livejournal? ...

and now ladies and gentlemen - the last waltz of the merrymakers

live_laugh_love as a wholesale personality disorder

one random night in one random jazz club one random life changes forever

your vibe is like seeing Katy Perry's face in the butter on a corn muffin but realizing that it is Paula Deen

intro(duction to the chaos protocols aka the stark realization that reality is built like a fiat currency)

a jump to conclusions mat - but every conclusion is "buy my sync licensing class"

thanking your alias for the collab - modern schizophrenia presentation or peak cringe?

I know you THINK you quantized the snares but I promise you they get off time at 1 minute 14

paying 5 bucks for a playlist add is the worst deal since August 15th, 1971 when Richard Nixon took the US Dollar off the gold standard