intro(duction to the chaos protocols aka the stark realizati...

and now ladies and gentlemen - the last waltz of the merrymakers

live_laugh_love as a wholesale personality disorder

one random night in one random jazz club one random life changes forever

your vibe is like seeing Katy Perry's face in the butter on a corn muffin but realizing that it is Paula Deen

a jump to conclusions mat - but every conclusion is "buy my sync licensing class"

thanking your alias for the collab - modern schizophrenia presentation or peak cringe?

I know you THINK you quantized the snares but I promise you they get off time at 1 minute 14

paying 5 bucks for a playlist add is the worst deal since August 15th, 1971 when Richard Nixon took the US Dollar off the gold standard

remember the douchechill from finding your old livejournal? It's personification just slid into your DMs with a link to their podcast