Jul 1

459: Electric Meat (w/ Kal McRaven!)

Has poop always been funny? Why does my cake mix have high altitude instructions? What breakfast foods won’t you get sick of? What percent of my car should be computer? …Hank and Kal have answers!If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.comJoin us for mo ... Show More

55m 55s

Jun 24

458: Ancient vs. Hyper-Mortal (w/ Paige Lewis!)

Will John release a “John’s Version” of his books like Taylor Swift? How do I start writing again? What can I look forward to in adulthood? How long does it take love to go to the sun and back? Where does our responsibility to ourselves end and our responsibility to others begin? ... Show More

48m 9s

Jun 17

457: Big Ball Curators

How do I best support someone trying to quit smoking? Why do migraines create such strange symptoms? Why are dead people and animals in cartoons often depicted with Xs for eyes? What do I do with a headstone in my backyard that is from the 1800s? How should I display all my nerdf ... Show More

51m 2s

Mar 2022

Dear Hank and John and Roman

So why don't we have mouth Roombas? Is the universe full of chickens? What scientific advances are happening? What was the first internet purchase? How do I convince my parents to let me check a bag? What is Twitter? What's the difference between a telescope and a camera? Are ... Show More

58m 49s

Jul 2021

Deep Thoughts

Join us this week as we ask questions about Demon Beyoncé, Peanut Butter, MySpace, Fairy Tales, Cereal, Couch Farts, and so much more.

28m 24s

Jun 2022

Gay Son or Thot Daughter?

The girlies answer the tough questions: has Google created sentient AI? Can you romanticize your way out of a shitty job? How can you tell if the vibes are off? Digressions include everything. It's all digressions this week. Advertising Inquiries: <a hre ... Show More

1h 6m

Mar 2023

Wedding Madness, Moses & Grapes

When did Moses live? Have you ever seen an ant up close? Does the moon affect the body? How do you strap a dog into a car? When is scoring your cousin a grey area? All these questions and more are answered..ish in this week's episode. Plus taking Gearoid out with a grape, lunch b ... Show More

45m 20s

Jul 2024

MTGM EXTRA! "Am I being needy?"

This week... Sunglasses, regifting, neediness and ethical porn! If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme ... Show More

21m 55s

Oct 2024

MTGM EXTRA! "Did I mention, he's a fireman?!"

Thoughts turn to rebounds this week. Is it good to have one? Be one? Can anything come out of one? Plus, Gearoid's knitting, history references and Joanne's night at The British Podcast Awards. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please revie ... Show More

23m 27s

Dec 2021

MTGM EXTRA! "Who Gives Bran Flakes To A One Night Stand?"

Come and get some EXTRA! This week, the emails tackle orbiting, "sign off" lines, thigh embarrassment and the reason why only ONE tanning brand will do (and it's not even an ad!!) If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com For more information about ... Show More

16m 44s

Aug 2024

Episode 518 - and Dr.

On today’s show, we take your questions on how to address a doctor on a wedding invitation, inviting widows to an anniversary party, and Refusing a host’s offer of food and drink. For community members, your question of the week is about what to do when you can’t understand someo ... Show More

55m 32s

Dec 2021

MTGM EXTRA! "PG: Pretty Good!"

There's a lot to wade through in the emails this week. First up it's all about whether she "went" or not, followed by a passive aggressive moron who won't get himself checked, and finally - WTF is going on with vans?? If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@ ... Show More

15m 17s

79: Tiny Useless Pelvises (That Are Stil...