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Mar 2023
45m 20s

Wedding Madness, Moses & Grapes

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About this episode
When did Moses live? Have you ever seen an ant up close? Does the moon affect the body? How do you strap a dog into a car? When is scoring your cousin a grey area? All these questions and more are answered..ish in this week's episode. Plus taking Gearoid out with a grape, lunch breaks, the ancient Greeks and more.

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