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Sep 2019
40m 33s

287: Re-reread AFfC Jaime II

Close The Door And Come Here
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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. There's kittens for everyone in King Tommen's land. Kevan and Loras get some great one-liners, but Jaime's quips are wasted on the likes of Lancel. Cersei's at her wine-throwing worst, and Jaime's having none of it. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Jaime II. 

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