Aug 20

Funeral Tunes and Blancmange Sheets

Jonathan and William are in trouble for ruining a Buckethead's sheets! Meanwhile, the boys have a biscuit delivery and JVS has created his own luxury funeral music!If you've got a questions for the lads or you have a problem that only they can solve, get in touch - postman@luxury ... Show More

30m 23s

Aug 13

Pink Leotards and William's Smutty Joke

Jonathan's dog Betty is feeling a bit sorry for herself, whereas William shows off his luxury lumpy cucumber! The lads also chat about feeling superior during short-haul flights, an x-rated video star, and being mowed down.The Luxury Podcast is going on tour! Head over to the lux ... Show More

29m 35s

Aug 12

Social Media

X-rated photos on instagram close friends, William's diva messages to Jonathan on Twitter, and rotents popping up on your algorithm, are just some of the topics the boys are chatting about on today's Social Media episode!The Luxury Podcast is going on tour! Head over to the luxur ... Show More

41m 14s

Mar 2024

Cleaning, Coffee, and Jack Callaghan

The boys invite luxury guest and cleaning influencer Jack Callaghan (@jack.designs) to help answer your cleaning related dilemmas including how often you should change your bedsheets, which cleaning product rules above them all, and what a ‘Sunday reset’ is?If you want to get inv ... Show More

28m 19s

Aug 2024

Help I'm Sniffing My Underwear

William and Jordan go on quite the journey in this episode. They start with theatrical chat about Shakespeare and end with someone having spunk on their t-shirt! Along the way, Jordan shares his gym technique, there's more from Hanson Incorporated and together they discuss if it' ... Show More

43m 28s

Jun 2025

Squatting Painters, Butlin's Board Game and Jordan's Skiddies

William and Jordan chat about what happens when a decorator moves into your home, and the essential topic of what to call the telly remote control. Chat about quirky names for common items evolves into what to call your pants, and is William's Hyacinth Bucket jumper as bad as Jor ... Show More

22m 27s

Nov 2024

Help I Want Clone-A-Willy Custody

William stumbles upon an award-winning loo, while Jordan is busy preparing for the state visit from Wendy and Graham (get your potato peelers ready!). Amid the excitement, the boys debate the ownership rules of Clone-A-Willys and discuss the unexpected fallout from bad curtains.I ... Show More

37m 53s

Aug 2025

Help He's Blown Into My Wet Wipe

There's further disagreement in the studio this week as William and Jordan can't agree on whether it's right to not talk to an Uber driver. William also tries to teach you how to up your coffee game, Jordan reveals all (well not really all) about his new "wine rack", and there ar ... Show More

39m 49s

Mar 2024

Sauces, Socks and Solo Shows

William talks about his brand new book and tour, and Jordan’s relieved to hear some flaccid news about a dilemma from a few weeks ago. Plus, a followup on banana ketchup leads to some saucy chat and a G&Diva has a complaint about a certain laundry habit.If you want to get involve ... Show More

13m 47s

Oct 2023

Help I'm Stuck To The Fridge

After reviewing Jordan's morning routine and taking on board the latest instructions from the podcast’s Chairman Emeritus, William reveals a traumatic interrogation regarding wet trainers. The boys also tackle your dilemmas on questionable team bonding exercises and discuss a ver ... Show More

44m 55s

Nov 2022

Help What Do I Buy My Boyfriend's Girlfriend

William is starting to run out of things to talk about with his friends and family IRL due to them all listening to the podcast and Jordan's got some top tips for washing your dirty underwear in a hotel bathroom. Plus there’s a new toasting protocol which will be of interest to a ... Show More

42m 10s

Apr 2025

Scrapbooks, Serial Killer Stains and Searching For Davinder

Jordan’s love for spotless garments is thrown into question when a listener reveals some killer information about his beloved Shout Wipes. Meanwhile, William brings in some beautifully handwritten letters that gets Jordan unexpectedly emotional. And the boys do their best to help ... Show More

18m 56s

Oct 2024

Laundry

In the Middle Ages, people source ingenious ingredients to tackle stubborn stains. Henry VIII’s laundry risks causing a scandal. The Ancient Romans use questionable substances to clean their clothes. And the first washing machines revolutionise life in the home… A Noiser producti ... Show More

32m 10s

Fantasy Dinner Party