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Jun 2025
22m 27s

Squatting Painters, Butlin's Board Game ...

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About this episode
William and Jordan chat about what happens when a decorator moves into your home, and the essential topic of what to call the telly remote control. Chat about quirky names for common items evolves into what to call your pants, and is William's Hyacinth Bucket jumper as bad as Jordan thinks? Plus, the boys get some very useful medical bum advice from G&Diva Sophie.

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