Mazel morons! We’re clocking in on Presidents Day because federal holidays don’t apply to us. Josh breaks down his elite Costco Valentine’s strategy, while Ben shares how “don’t get me anything” turned into seven-dozen-roses with one-hour-delivery- plus a restaurant bribe gone wrong that somehow ends in yogurt and peace.
We talk Olympics, halfpipe nostalgia ... Show More
Feb 26
Botox Queens & Filler Kings
Greetings, morons! Today we're breaking down the rise of plastic surgery, the people getting injected in places no one asked for, and the headlines that sent us spiraling. Plus: Team USA hockey glory, birthday-text disasters, kids running wild, and a tourist who found out she was ... Show More
54m 41s
Feb 23
Oscar Snubs, RHOBH, and a Barnes & Noble Bender
Mazel Morons! Today, we’re going straight from a wholesome Barnes & Noble nostalgia trip into a full-on debate about point-of-purchase snacks, condom roulette, Derek Jeter gift baskets, and why no one uses protection anymore. Plus, Oscar snubs, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills dr ... Show More
1h 5m
Feb 16
Joe Rogan, Short Shorts, and Cowboy Caviar
Mazel Morons! Today, Josh debuts his rugged new beard era (is he auditioning for a 1923 cameo?) while Ben absolutely refuses to grow one. From there, we dive into an unfiltered, surprisingly thoughtful debate about GLP-1s, diet culture, and why modern medicine might actually be… ... Show More
1 h
Oct 2025
AM I A GOOD FRIEND? Ft. Sazan
<p>This week, Jon and Kristin sit down with their dear friend Sazan Hendrix to dive into all things friendship—what it takes to build and nurture healthy community as adults. Don’t miss this heartfelt conversation, and be sure to check out Sazan’s brand-new podcast, <em>I’m ... Show More
1 h
<p>So happy to be here chatting with yall today!!! So much to catch up on - Sabrina Carpenter, DWTS (aka Dancing with The Utahns), a few weekly submissions, and some personal updates from me!</p><p><br></p><p>TODAY'S SPONSORS: </p><p><br></p><p>BETTERHELP: This episode is sp ... Show More
<p>Lucy and I are here to answer the burning questions you're too afraid to ask! We get into the dirty details, literally. Sex, cleanliness, motherhood...nothing is off limits. </p><p><br></p><p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/user?u=89554432" rel="noopener noreferrer" targ ... Show More