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Feb 19
59m 41s

How NOT To Ruin Valentine's Day

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Mazel morons! We’re clocking in on Presidents Day because federal holidays don’t apply to us. Josh breaks down his elite Costco Valentine’s strategy, while Ben shares how “don’t get me anything” turned into seven-dozen-roses with one-hour-delivery- plus a restaurant bribe gone wrong that somehow ends in yogurt and peace. We talk Olympics, halfpipe nostalgia ... Show More
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