Fall is in full swing, and the girls are celebrating the season with a little thrift shopping for cozy decor — but not without a rant about how checking out anywhere has become a full-blown DIY nightmare. Jaci and Chelsey also dive into the chaos of modern life: finances, gender roles, and the weird realities of working from home. Things take a turn with a r ... Show More
Oct 29
SPOOOOKY STORIES!
Chester and Jasper are back, funnier, better, and with more hair than ever. After a night out on the town, the boys sit down for a quick chat before Chester ties the knot with his lady, Cathy. However, the sins of last night come back to haunt them, leaving the big day in jeopard ... Show More
55m 40s
Oct 2025
haunted by our own choices
It’s Halloween on Delusional Diaries… which means cheap wigs, chaos, and way too many confessions. Halley and Jaz kick off the episode dressed as the Timothée Chalamet x Pete Davidson SNL duo, spiraling about bedside manner, Yelp reviews, and why bad Amazon wigs might actually be ... Show More
57m 29s
Oct 2024
The Girls are Fighting & How to Make Up!
On this candid episode, Alisha and Remi tackle listener questions, with Alisha sharing updates on her therapy journey and Remi navigating her cycle and other life stressors. From setting boundaries to TikTok rabbit holes, they spill all the tea on everything from bee pollen’s sup ... Show More
1h 7m
Jul 2025
botox, babies & bad decisions
in this week’s episode, Halley and Jaz are breaking down SO MANY TOPICS: starting with the viral TikTok comments about pregnancy rumors and a spontaneous ear bleed (yes, you read that right). the girls deep-dive into the messy world of gender reveals, pregnancy expectations, and ... Show More
54m 22s
Apr 2025
It's My House (and I live here)
Taryn and Tiffani take us on a wild ride through quarantine memories, fried chicken cravings, rat solidarity (don’t ask—just listen), and the sacred chaos of living with roommates. From fire escape shenanigans in full glam to COVID journaling, this episode is pure nostalgia meets ... Show More
50m 42s
Aug 2025
Canceled, Contoured & Crawling
In this absolutely unhinged episode, the girls go full throttle into the chaos. Keltie recounts her latest brush with cancellation (don’t worry, she’s fine… we think), Jac spirals over the possibility of planes randomly falling from the sky, Becca has beef with spiders, and someh ... Show More
47m 3s