Phone Tap: Office Plant Whisperer

In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls a guy who matched on a dating app with a woman, and he pretends to be her son whose VERY excited to size up his new potential step dad!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

Today’s Phone Tap victim told his buddy he thinks he could get ANYONE to sign up for a gym membership. So we’re calling and putting his sales skills to the test with our toughest customer yet!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

Today’s Phone Tap victim is trying to sell some old furniture online, and so we’re calling from the company that made the piece to say, “We see what you’re doing, and we’re coming AFTER YOU!”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

Today’s Phone Tap victim is obsessed with online shopping so Brooke's calling her and enabling all the worst parts of her obsession with a new technology called “WE CLICK!”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

In your Phone Tap, Brooke poses as an elementary school teacher and tells a parent that she made an “OOPSIE…” but what does “oopsie” mean to you?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

In your Phone Tap, we call a woman as a guy who is a little nervous for their first date, but luckily we have a little HELP on our side to show what we ACTUALLY mean when we say things…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

In today’s Phone Tap we’re calling a guy who frequently travels for business and little does he know, we’ve been tracking what’s been going on in his hotel room and he’s NOT gonna be happy with our new rules for his stays!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

If you were double charged on a big purchase, would you cause a fuss with customer service? Or would you set your wife up for a Phone Tap instead?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

Today’s Phone Tap victim is used to dealing with some uptight parents but we bet she’s never received the kind of complaint Jeff's about to lodge at her!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

In your Phone Tap, we’re calling a woman who recently purchased a few knockoff items from TEMU. In light of the new restrictions on imports, we’re gonna need her assistance when we fly her junk in OURSELVES!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

What would you do if the MOM of your date called you before you two had even met? We’d guess you’d either run for the hills OR you’d be today’s Phone Tap victim!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

In your Phone Tap, we’re sending probably the worst possible person for the job to work as an InstaCart grocery shopper.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to know when he can pick up his order, but thanks to Artificial Intelligence, that has literally never been more impossible!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.