Phone Tap: Stoner Max The Grocery Goat

FULL SHOW: Thursday, July 9th, 2026 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Youtube Instagram TikTok BrookeandJeffrey.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

A budget dad online just came out with a secret fast food hack that's gonna save busy parents a lot of money...Plus, a singing competition has gone viral and we have audio of the winner... You won't understand a word, but you're gonna love it.See omnystudio.com/listener for priva ... Show More

What do you do if your significant other loves doing self checkout at the grocery store... But is really bad at it? You tell us, so we can reprimand them in a Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

One of our listeners got maybe the worst possible response to an unsolicited text message… EVER!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

Jeff's calling a guy who is skeptical about his neighbors and letting him know their grocery delivery might have some clues to their strange behavior…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

<p>Today’s Phone Tap victim just put in his two weeks notice at a pizza place but before he can leave we want to see if he’ll deliver to the most bizarre person on earth with no questions asked. </p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for ... Show More

In your Phone Tap we call a woman who hired a moving company sight unseen and we’re going to make her upcoming move a living nightmare!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

One of our listeners emailed in and asked us to prank her sister who is turning 49 soon! So today we’re offering her all the perks of our new Senior Citizen program at the grocery store!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

Today’s Phone Tap victim was set up by his coworker and now Brooke's calling to tell him she'll be monitoring all the time he spends in the bathroom at work from here on out.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

Today’s Phone Tap victim is just two days into a new job and we’re gonna spice things up by making her think she’s in hot water with HR!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

Today’s Phone Tap victim is starting a new job but before we can on-board him, we’ll need to pre-emptively OFF BOARD him first!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

The guy we're Phone Tapping today was given one job while planning his wedding: book the honeymoon. So now we’re calling him to screw up all of his pre-made plans.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.