Phone Tap: MENSA Maddie

AI Smart Appliances have gone TOO FAR! But that’s not our problem, so we’re using it to our advantage and Phone Tapping a woman who bought new Smart Fridge and has no idea what its learned about her home! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

Today’s Phone Tap victim set up a nice dinner at a restaurant for he and his wife, so we’re calling from that restaurant to offer him a special opportunity, he just needs to be an INFLUENCER to redeem it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

Today’s Phone Tap victim is planning to take some friends to an ESCAPE ROOM experience. However, Escape Rooms in 2026 are WAY MORE immersive that you could ever imagine, just trust us!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

Today’s Phone Tap victim is obsessed with online shopping so Brooke's calling her and enabling all the worst parts of her obsession with a new technology called “WE CLICK!”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

In your Phone Tap, Brooke poses as an elementary school teacher and tells a parent that she made an “OOPSIE…” but what does “oopsie” mean to you?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

In your Phone Tap, we call a woman as a guy who is a little nervous for their first date, but luckily we have a little HELP on our side to show what we ACTUALLY mean when we say things…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

In today’s Phone Tap we’re calling a guy who frequently travels for business and little does he know, we’ve been tracking what’s been going on in his hotel room and he’s NOT gonna be happy with our new rules for his stays!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

If you were double charged on a big purchase, would you cause a fuss with customer service? Or would you set your wife up for a Phone Tap instead?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

Today’s Phone Tap victim is used to dealing with some uptight parents but we bet she’s never received the kind of complaint Jeff's about to lodge at her!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

In your Phone Tap, we’re calling a woman who recently purchased a few knockoff items from TEMU. In light of the new restrictions on imports, we’re gonna need her assistance when we fly her junk in OURSELVES!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

What would you do if the MOM of your date called you before you two had even met? We’d guess you’d either run for the hills OR you’d be today’s Phone Tap victim!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

In your Phone Tap, we’re sending probably the worst possible person for the job to work as an InstaCart grocery shopper.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to know when he can pick up his order, but thanks to Artificial Intelligence, that has literally never been more impossible!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.