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Has Pete LOST The Household? - Abbey’s N...

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On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s a full-on domestic rollercoaster as Abbey and Peter catch up on a chaotic week of nits, new puppies, and the great household power shift.


Abbey walks us through a full-blown nit prevention emergency that had her sprinting between ten shops and before getting a fringe, while Pete attempts to defend himself after the time he once cut off her entire hair extension at the root during a previous lice saga.


We’re also introduced to the newest — and slightly controversial — family member: Bambi, the tiny dog who arrived under Abbey’s jumper after Pete had very explicitly said “absolutely no way” to another pet. Between debates about who actually runs the house, the kids’ obsession with babies, and Pete being caught lying face-down on a bare mattress after a dads night out, the domestic chaos is at an all-time high.


The pair also chat I’m A Celeb (even if neither of them seems to know the lineup), over-share in true Therapy Crouch style, and dive into some incredibly relatable listener dilemmas — from clingy partners to golf-related relationship politics. It’s a wholesome, mad, and very Therapy Crouch-style catch-up.


00:00:18 — Fringe chaos & shopping mishaps

00:01:20 — Movember moustache “glow up”

00:02:07 — The nit apocalypse begins

00:02:24 — Pete once cut Abbey’s hair off at the root

00:03:15 — Bambi the dog arrives (against Pete’s will)

00:04:15 — Abbey’s childhood pet trauma

00:19:29 — “Quality not quantity” relationship chat

00:20:41 — The coconut oil dog incident

00:23:21 — Did Pete sneak out at 3am?

00:24:53 — Glasgow Rangers lie + football dad stories

00:26:41 — eBay argument: golf clubs vs dresses

00:27:39 — “Chat GBT” chaos

00:28:47 — The 10pm nit-combing meltdown

00:35:35 — Too many knobs & taps dilemma

00:36:05 — Weekly catch-up: horse riding, football matches, date night

00:37:10 — Pete asleep face-down on a bare mattress

00:37:31 — Listener writes in about small annoyances in relationships

00:52:45 — “He’s not trying to escape… probably.”

00:53:01 — Golf politics

00:53:29 — The great golf argument

00:54:04 — “You’re the worst couch of all time.”


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