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On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back with tales from their whirlwind summer of love. From a chaotic French getaway complete with dodgy rental cars, monastery villas, and some very unwanted rodents, to candid chats about home renovations, golf, and bar stools, the pair serve up hilarious bickering and heartfelt moments in equal measure.


Abbey opens up about her dream of making their home the ultimate family hub, while Peter… would rather just leave it as is. They also dive headfirst into matchmaking duties for listeners, reading out profiles from hopeless romantics, divorcees, triathletes, and cat dads (named after cheeses, no less).


Alongside laughs and chaos, the duo share heartfelt advice on young love, the “chase phase” in dating, long-distance relationships, and even what to do if your 25-year-old life plans go haywire overnight…


00:00 – The chaos begins: Abbey’s hungover, Peter’s defensive

02:00 – The great home renovation debate: move vs. makeover

07:00 – Abbey vs. Peter’s French trip fallout

10:00 – Listener letter: a podcast that changed a woman’s life

14:00 – Sophia’s tennis triumph in France

18:00 – Peter gets papped: the “age-defying physique” debate

20:00 – Abbey’s horror at rats outside their French villa

23:00 – Abbey’s airplane matchmaking attempt

27:00 – Listener profile: the “Earth Angel” in search of love

30:00 – The caravan “anal” game and Peter’s disgust

39:00 – Listener dilemma: 56-year-old divorcee looking for love

44:00 – Young listener’s breakup dilemma and the importance of honesty


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