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Aug 21
30m 35s

How Summer Holidays STEAL Every Couple’s...

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On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch dive headfirst into another Ask Me Anything, with hilarious listener dilemmas to behind-the-scenes truths about their own marriage, nothing is off-limits.


Abbey tests her footballer name pronunciation skills, as well as recalling losing her Invisalign in restaurant bins, while Peter admits to being spotted cruising along a French promenade on a lime bike.


The pair weigh in on moving in with a partner too soon, whether it’s ever acceptable to make wedding guests pay for food, and why kids nearly ended their love life this summer.


Expect plenty of laughter, a few awkward confessions, and a surprising debate you’ll never forget.


00:00 – Intro

01:02 – “Funny words” game spirals into absurd flap debates.

03:25 – Do school holidays kill romance? Abbey and Peter confess.

05:03 – The couple reflect on their beloved cats and relationship milestones.

07:16 – Listener asks: how to ask your girlfriend to move in. Abbey reveals how Pete got it wrong.

11:07 – Pete recalls the infamous “tree necklace” disaster.

12:00 – Listener question: who would they shaba if not each other?

13:01 – Abbey tests her footballer name pronouciations

18:32 – The wedding food debate: should guests pay at a festival wedding?

19:24 – A fan spots Peter riding a lime bike in Nice?!

22:11 – Why Abbey and Peter had kids before marriage.

26:04 – Invisalign horrors: Abbey’s tips (and bin-digging disasters).

28:40 – Would Abbey rather watch Peter play golf or model lingerie?

30:25 – Flashback: A friend in a swimsuit and thigh-highs… Pete approves.


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