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Aug 21
30m 35s

How Summer Holidays STEAL Every Couple’s...

Tall or Nothing
About this episode

On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch dive headfirst into another Ask Me Anything, with hilarious listener dilemmas to behind-the-scenes truths about their own marriage, nothing is off-limits.


Abbey tests her footballer name pronunciation skills, as well as recalling losing her Invisalign in restaurant bins, while Peter admits to being spotted cruising along a French promenade on a lime bike.


The pair weigh in on moving in with a partner too soon, whether it’s ever acceptable to make wedding guests pay for food, and why kids nearly ended their love life this summer.


Expect plenty of laughter, a few awkward confessions, and a surprising debate you’ll never forget.


00:00 – Intro

01:02 – “Funny words” game spirals into absurd flap debates.

03:25 – Do school holidays kill romance? Abbey and Peter confess.

05:03 – The couple reflect on their beloved cats and relationship milestones.

07:16 – Listener asks: how to ask your girlfriend to move in. Abbey reveals how Pete got it wrong.

11:07 – Pete recalls the infamous “tree necklace” disaster.

12:00 – Listener question: who would they shaba if not each other?

13:01 – Abbey tests her footballer name pronouciations

18:32 – The wedding food debate: should guests pay at a festival wedding?

19:24 – A fan spots Peter riding a lime bike in Nice?!

22:11 – Why Abbey and Peter had kids before marriage.

26:04 – Invisalign horrors: Abbey’s tips (and bin-digging disasters).

28:40 – Would Abbey rather watch Peter play golf or model lingerie?

30:25 – Flashback: A friend in a swimsuit and thigh-highs… Pete approves.


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