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Aug 7
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Parenting Chaos at 35,000 Feet – “It End...

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On this week’s Ask Me Anything edition of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch are back and tackling some of the weirdest and most relatable listener dilemmas yet. From bathroom boundaries and toothbrush betrayals to croc controversies and ASMR obsessions, nothing is off limits.


Abbey spills the tea on parenting chaos, ASMR whispers that get a bit too sensual, and the great parcel-opening wars of the household. Meanwhile, Peter defends tag rugby, questions the crocs-on-the-catwalk movement, and explains why he sometimes has to hide… in his own house.


Expect hilarious bickering, oddly insightful advice, and an AMA session that feels more like eavesdropping on a family BBQ gone off the rails.


00:00 – Summer Vibes Recap

01:11 – Peter's Obsession with Strategy Games

03:02 – BBQ Karaoke—Who Replaced Peter?

04:32 – Rugby Rant: “They Run Forwards... But Throw Backwards?”

07:13 – ASK ME ANYTHING Begins!

07:21 – Bathroom Chat: “He Talks to Me While I’m on the Loo!”

09:10 – Peter Hiding in Rooms for Crisp Privacy

11:03 – Toothbrush Troubles: Sharing Isn’t Always Caring

13:19 – Package Paranoia: Kids & the Parcel Wars

15:07 – Crocs Controversy: Fashion Forward or a Red Flag?

19:07 – ASMR Arguments: Falling Asleep to a Whispering Stranger

23:12 – Cat Chaos and Spotless Houses


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