Phone Tap: Beep, Bag, Breathe

Today’s Phone Tap victim has a colonoscopy appointment coming up and before his big day, we’re calling from the clinic to see what “Add-Ons” he’s looking to splurge on!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

In today’s Phone Tap we’re helping someone who needs customer service, but before that can start, we need to complete our corporately mandated sensitivity training! Hope that’s not a problem!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

In today’s Phone Tap, we call a woman who’s been trying to get her laptop repaired and we’re sending her our MOST-EXPERIENCED tech: 80 year old technology genius, Alan Winterbottom! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

One of our listeners set up her husband for this phone tap after he accidentally walked into the wrong bathroom at the DMV a while back. Now we’re BUSTING HIM!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

In your Phone Tap, we’re sending probably the worst possible person for the job to work as an InstaCart grocery shopper.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

If you were double charged on a big purchase, would you cause a fuss with customer service? Or would you set your wife up for a Phone Tap instead?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

What do you get when you take a Type A person who’s a little uptight, and on top of that they’re mad they got the wrong pizza delivered? A perfect recipe for a Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

In your Phone Tap, we call a woman as a guy who is a little nervous for their first date, but luckily we have a little HELP on our side to show what we ACTUALLY mean when we say things…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

YOUR #3 PHONE TAP of Christmas - One of our listeners told us that her husband emailed a bakery complaining about a cake that costs less than $8! If he’s willing to go that far over $8, we’re about to go even farther!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

One of our listeners needs help asking a VERY LOADED question to his girlfriend… We’ll try to help him out in your Awkward Tuesday Phone Call podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

Today’s Phone Tap victim LOVES her usual order from her corner grocery store more than anything, so today we’re calling her and telling her some changes are coming to the store and her salad is the FIRST thing to go!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

We’re giving a Phone Tap Victim his work performance review and his grade is entirely dependent on how many supplements he buys from our sketchy side hustle!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been having issues with his air fryer and after several attempts to reach customer service, we’re reaching out to him with the cutest couple from customer care!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.