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Jun 2025
44m 54s

Help He Died With An Erection

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About this episode
There’s a lot of firsts in today’s episode. William’s writing his first letter to the Pope and has come up with likely the first ever sexual pun involving curry. It’s also the first time Jordan has realised that the set of Help I Sexted My Boss doesn’t actually have a real brick wall behind him. We really all go through life at our own pace, don’t we? After those firsts, the boys get to your dilemmas involving showing off your VPL (visible penis line) and what should you do if your date asks you to pay for half of the meal because you didn’t put out.

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