Phone Tap: A.I. Says STFU

In your Phone Tap, we call a woman who is STRUGGLING with tech issues trying to get into her email, but we’ve got the best artificial intelligence IT director in the entire company to help!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

Today’s Phone Tap victim just booked his FIRST EVER international flight, so before he flies we’re offering him some of the most ELITE accommodations to ever grace the skies!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

Today’s Phone Tap Victim has been so upset and frustrated with her brand new phone, luckily for her, we’re ready to help her “HATCH” the new phone of her dreams!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to know when he can pick up his order, but thanks to Artificial Intelligence, that has literally never been more impossible!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

Today’s Phone Tap victim is obsessed with online shopping so Brooke's calling her and enabling all the worst parts of her obsession with a new technology called “WE CLICK!”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

Today you’ll hear maybe the first time that WE got more FRUSTRATED with our Phone Tap victim than he was with us!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

Tons of homes have smart speakers these days, but only today’s Phone Tap victim has an “Alexa” that gets hurt feelings when you yell at her!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

Today’s Phone Tap victim just got promoted to a new role so Jose took over her old job, and he has some alarming questions for her that aren’t going to go well!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently got a new remote work job, and before he gets comfortable he’s gonna meet Brooke, his new overbearing supervisor who’s calling him right now!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

Today’s Phone Tap victim is waiting to pick up her family portraits. But unfortunately there’s one BIG problem with them… and it’s HER fault!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been struggling to get a date recently so his buddy set him up for a prank, and we’re going to revamp his love life with a new technology called RIZZ ASSIST!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

We learned that today’s Phone Tap victim still rents DVDs from the Library. WHO does that? Just for that we’re gonna make an example out of him in your Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

In your Phone Tap, we’re sending probably the worst possible person for the job to work as an InstaCart grocery shopper.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.