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Apr 2025
55m 22s

“Peter Crouch Spent £8,000 on Guinness?!...

Tall or Nothing
About this episode

On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s croissants, cues, and chaos as Abbey and Pete

take aim at each other over everything from pastries to podcasts.


Abbey is not impressed with Pete’s attempts at being nice, especially when they come in the form of

buttery baked goods during a health kick.


There’s talk of £8,000 Guinness rounds, Abbey’s dreamy 80s-themed Ibiza bash, and a deep dive

into the mystery of why tea never tastes right unless your other half makes it.


Meanwhile, In the Agony Abs, the couple weigh in on a listener's daughter's diva transformation,

teenage eye-rolls, and why parenting suddenly feels like psychic warfare.”


If you want to submit an agony abs, hit the link below!


https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit


00:00 – Subscribe plug & intro chaos: Abbey forgets her name.

03:00 – Ibiza plans, 80s outfits & dream party themes.

07:37 – Pete’s £8,000 Guinness shock.

16:53 – Agony Abs: Six-year-olds with attitude.

19:54 – Sign off with fashion fails and full-circle chaos.


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