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Dec 2024
19m 19s

BONUS: "Are we bad parents?"

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Holly has been in touch on Insta and she can shed some light on why the Australian Border Officers were so annoyed about her banana! Plus, what are the gift rules this year and what's the deal with Christmas cards?

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