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Dec 2024
26m 56s

260 - The December Monologues

Night Vale Presents
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It is December, and, once again, something is different.

The voice of The Faceless Old Woman is Mara Wilson.

The voice of Michelle Nguyen is Kate Jones.

The voice of Steve Carlsberg is Hal Lublin.

Weather: It varies, depending on where you are and when.

Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth

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Music: Disparition

Logo: Rob Wilson

Written by Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor & Brie Williams

Narrated by Cecil Baldwin

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