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Aug 2024
31m 8s

Episode 165 - Witches

William A. Wellman
About this episode

Valerie receives a letter, Clementine searches for magic, and Shelby shares her doubts. The theme of tonight’s episode is Witches.


(To avoid spoilers, content warnings are listed at the end of this episode description).


The bonus story that goes with this episode is ‘File 17: Clara Martin’, and is available for Hallowoods patrons on the show’s Patreon, along with behind-the-scenes, exclusive merchandise, and more! Because the show runs without ads or sponsors, we rely on support from fans to guarantee the survival of this LGBTQ+ horror podcast.


The voice of The Auditor is Jimmie Yamaguchi. He can be found online at www.yamavoicethat.com


The voice of Clementine Maidstone is Libby Wellman. They can be found at @its.raining.sunlight on Instagram. 


The voice of Marolmar, Reborn and Reborn is Evan Michael Lee. You can find him on social media at @Evanmichaellee.


Hello From The Hallowoods is written and produced by William A. Wellman, a queer horror author. You can visit their website for more information! 


The transcript for this episode is available on the Hello From The Hallowoods Website. Click here to read!


You can also find Hello From The Hallowoods on social media! The show is on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter at @thehallowoods. If you’d like to connect with other fans of the show, there’s even a fan-run Discord Server!


Music for this episode was used under license from Artlist.com. The soundtracks featured were: 

‘Moonrise’, by Yehezkel Raz, 
‘Morning Sunbeams’, by Yehezkel Raz, 
‘Tides of Change’, by Kashido, 
‘Apogean Tide’, by Roger Louis Harmon, 
‘Departures’, by Ardie Son,
‘Soft Awakening’, by Jon Gegelman, 
‘Retrospecting’, by Yehezkel Raz,
‘Grand Design’, by Stephen Keech,
‘Cold’, by Laurel Violet,
‘Early Morning Haze’, by Yehezkel Raz, 
‘Welcome to the Real’, by Eleven Tales, 
‘Laniakea’, by Yehezkel Raz, 
‘The Dream of Life’, by Semo,
‘The End’, by Simon Osterfeld,
‘Farewell’, by Maya Belsitzman and Matan Ephrat

Content warnings for this episode include: 

Ableism, Animal death (Shank as usual, Dogsmell as usual, a mouse), Suicide (mentioned), Violence, Death + Injury, Blood, Needles, Static (including sfx), Body horror

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