Chelsea is interviewed by a strange and largely benevolent robot in this very special episode. With her directorial debut "First Time Female Director" out on Roku, a PMSing Chelsea takes a sudden philosophical interest in the world of criticism and review culture, envies scientists, mourns for Wendy Williams, explores the most polite way to say one has to go ... Show More
May 24
DO YOU LIKE MY TONE
In another rousing episode of CPP, Chelsea explores topics including but certainly not limited to ADHD, vocal tone, escape rooms, aliens, Ketamine, and the pungent odor of dog farts. Callers from every corner of the world (ie. Belgium) tune in to hear Chelsea’s renowned singing v ... Show More
1h 16m
Apr 12
SOUPRISINGLY GOOD
A shocking revelation shatters the CCP podverse: After all these years in the resistance, Chelsea realizes soup is actually pretty good. Some talk of The Middle Ages, chili, baked potatoes, stew, ADHD/Autism, pottery, a recurring wonderment about where excrement winds up, and a r ... Show More
1h 3m
Mar 2026
WALLIS ANNENBERG WILDLIFE CROSSING / TRIAGE
Chelsea welcomes the delightful Beth Pratt, wildlife advocate, author, and cougar-crossing expert to the stude for a lot of dorking-out about nature with callers (in matching P-22 sweaters). Laughs and darkness abound, per usual.
1h 10m
<p>Time to clear the docket! Answering your door to unexpected visitors, lotion hands attacks, naming a camper, fresh air, pronouncing the word "album" differently, and more!</p><p><strong>LINKS DISCUSSED IN THIS EPISODE:</strong></p><ul><li><a href="https://www.instagram.com/cit ... Show More
