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What is the best way to ripen a tomato? Jay says that a tomato is best eaten straight off the vine, hot from the sun, with a little salt. His wife, Gina, says that while that sounds lovely, if they let their tomatoes ripen on the vine, the local wildlife will get to them first! S ... Show More

Summer is almost over, which means we’re going BACK to school - Judge John Hodgman style. We’re clearing the docket of all your pressing (and not so pressing) back-to-school-related disputes: from extracurriculars to PTA conflicts, and most importantly, how to keep class supplies ... Show More

Dan says his fiancée, Elissa, sleeps poorly and that her bedtime laptop use is to blame! But she says playing video games on her laptop HELPS her sleep! They quiet her anxious thoughts and help her wind down. Dan wants to keep all screens out of the bed. He says, “If you bring th ... Show More

<p> <p>In a weird twist, we've decided to spend time this episode to actually provide our listeners with practical advice. You know, things you'll use every day -- like phone etiquette, or tips for naming your Chinchilla breeding business.</p> <p>Suggested talking points: The San ... Show More

Today's Proceedings: A person jealous of his friend's wife, a person washing their behind in unfamiliar territory, and a dad experiencing Grand Theft Auto first hand. We also talk about a local store with plywood paraphernalia and read some hand written haikus by non-other than ... Show More

On this week's podcast there's some singing, misplaced chewing gum, stripper stories and a new (and improved?) name for a glove compartment. All of this plus beefs, icks and some smelly QFTP's. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices 

Today's proceedings: We welcome new listeners from Headgum's "If I Were You" as we deliberate over a man accidentally finding a new fetish, a woman having and unplanned bathroom break, a toothless first kiss, and a man who accidentally gained a murder of crow bodyguards. Also, i ... Show More

<p>Are you being totally PWNED on the video game airwaves and need some tips for turning the tables? Well then this is the episode for you! We've got topics for n00bs, like shelf elves, feet movies, and underappreciated highschool drama teachers.</p><p>Suggested talking points: B ... Show More

We're coming in hot with some pre-recorded podcast energy! This episode has got viewer emails, misophonia sensitivity, pizza in Russian toothpaste tubes, canned gelatinous cube ooze, and a lot of antibodies. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices 

Today's proceedings: A tradition involving oranges that goes off the rails, a bathroom time fiasco that leads to a medical emergency, a significant other taking "talk to the hand" way too seriously, and a bride that doesn't want to go to a wedding reception on her wedding night. ... Show More

On the podcast this week The Ramsey's talk tantrums, kids performances, comic timing and pool etiquette. The beefs are packing based and QFTP's are pretty filthy but spark a fun new games! Plus a listener gets in touch about the man who drank the cat milk! Learn more about your a ... Show More

On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss frubes, strictly, facial recognition and loads more... plus they are joined by a film crew, can you tell? The beefs cover mishearing and of course bins! QFTP's involve a stripper, drinking from a bottle and a filthy dog grooming habi ... Show More