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Mar 2024
56m 55s

“Have You Thought About Buying A Slender...

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About this episode

On today’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris and Sids have some very exciting news… 


It has been a long and arduous road, but finally it looks like Crouchy has managed to pull a few strings and get Manchester United legend Eric Cantona to sit down and talk to the lads. 


In preparation for this, the lads sit down and look at some of Cantona’s most iconic moments during his football career, including THAT kung-fu kick, his questionable quotes, worldie goals and all round maverick moments. 


Chris also gives the lads a bit of an update on his recent weight loss journey, detailing some devastating remarks he has received from the missus as well as stick from the lads for counting walking as a form of exercise rather than a mode of transportation. 


The lads also give their point of view on why opposition players seem to be switching ends less after winning the coin toss, and Chris gives his damming verdict on the modern game. 


Chumbawamba


00:31 Intro

05:02 Slendertone 

07:52 Cantona's

14:45 Mystery Jersey Gifts:

16:46 Sh*tty Bus Journeys

25:05 Liam Pitchford: Handsome Bast*rd

36:34 Le French 

40:53 Co-commentary

44:52 Let’s Get Mike Dean on the Blower


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