On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris and Sids sit down with Joe Cole, former England international, Premier League winner and Champions League finalist, to dive into the untold stories behind his new book Luxury Player.
The lads get stuck into Joe’s early rise as a teenage sensation, the madness of being splashed across the papers at 15, and how fame shaped him long before he stepped onto a Premier League pitch. Joe opens up about the pressure, the jealousy, the misconceptions, and how he found his way through it.
The conversation also takes us inside Chelsea during the Mourinho revolution — the moment Joe realised everything had changed, what training was really like under Jose, and how that era set the foundations for years of dominance. There’s plenty of England nostalgia too: World Cups, quarter-finals, dressing room pranks, and the gut-punch reality of injuries cutting short international dreams.
It’s honest, funny, nostalgic and full of elite-level insight — a proper football chat with one of the game’s most naturally gifted players. And yes, there’s tales wine-tasting chaos, mascot scandals, and insight into a black cab driver giving massages at Chelsea… Strap in.
Chumbawamba
00:00 — Crouchy opens the pod
01:15 — Crouchy, Carragher & Roy Keane at Football For Change
03:45 — Roy Keane art gallery story
05:00 — Richarlison goal & prediction chaos
09:50 — Hole-in-one vs 147 debate
15:30 — Arsenal vs Chelsea predictions
20:50 — FA Cup memories & Haier ad read
22:40 — Introducing Joe Cole
23:30 — Nick Collins falling-off-ladder clip
25:55 — Joe’s Sunday Brunch wine-tasting disaster
32:10 — Reconstructing memories for the book
33:50 — Being on the front page at 15
35:15 — Teacher mocking Joe about money
36:10 — Being a target at away grounds
43:00 — Joe’s dad turning down Sir Alex’s mascot invite
45:30 — West Ham principles & giving tickets away
53:00 — Discussion about “Luxury Player” label
01:03:50 — Desailly & the World Cup at Chelsea
01:04:20 — Mourinho arrives & changes everything
01:21:00 — England heartbreak & final reflections
Follow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA
For more Peter Crouch:
Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch
Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch
For more Chris Stark
Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_Stark
Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/
For more Steve Sidwell
Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell
Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14
#PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.