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Feb 2024
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Abbey Threatens Peter with a DIVORCE…..P...

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, we are looking at the worst, but often inevitable part of a relationship - the breakup!


But before whipping the Kleenex out, Abbey and Pete have a lot to be laughing about. Abbey reveals how she is the only person on the planet that enjoys going to waterparks without getting wet and Pete lets loose with some CORNY jokes about the state of his plates of meat. 


And fear not, if you have recently found yourself as the newest member of the lonely hearts club then we have got you covered too. We look at the recent phenomena that is divorce parties (shout out Kim K), not so bonk beating playlists, and swipe right to listen to our triumphant tinder tactics in the modern age. 


In Agony Ab, we hear from a disgruntled employee who has new company policy is giving him quite the dogs life, as well as from a thoughtful fiancé who is struggling to see the potential benefits of his upcoming laser eye surgery…if you’ll pardon the pun. 


Enjoy this week’s, Therapy Crouch!


00:00 Intro

03:07 Bazooka that Verruca

13:11 Mrs Multitasker

18:54 Weekly Whine Club

26:07 The World’s Worst Kebab?

31:11 The Breakup

35:22 Get Involved!

38:07 Hell Yeah!

41:26 Divorce Parties 

47:11 Agony Abs


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