Feb 2024

1h 7m

Berner Phone #29: Worst Parts of Adultin...

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We don't cook and we don't clean, but we finally feel seen by the little dialers. From taxes to no more summer vacation, being an adult is hard and we haven't quite figured it out. At least we're in this together.

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