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Feb 2024
55m 54s

Abbey Clancy Reveals Peter’s Cheesy Chat...

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About this episode

Love is certainly in the air on today’s episode of the Therapy Crouch, as Abbey and Peter are celebrating all things Valentine’s day. 


We hear some of their best - and worst - chat up lines used to charm one another and Abbey gives the lowdown on what songs will be making it on to her bonk beats playlist this Wednesday. 


Abbey and Peter are also on hand to give advice to those of you who are feeling a little bit neglected this time of year as well as what to do if you ever find yourself dating someone whose name gives you the ICK.


And fear not singletons, we also have some words of wisdom for those of you who don’t have a date this year and find your legs dangling off the single shelf. 


Enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch!


00:00 Introduction

05:32 Dry February

09:35 60 Minute Makeover

13:35 Weekly Whine Club

16:23 Bonk Beats 

28:50 Valentine's Day

33:33 Romance isn’t Dead

38:32 Date Night

43:24 Agony Ab


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