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Jan 2024
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381: Until Oblivion Hits

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Why do humans have butts? Why does John sound weird this week? What should a delivery driver do when a dog escapes? How many humans have ever been 30? How do I handle my drinking problem? Why do leaves change colors at different rates? Are we doing anything tonight? Hank and John Green have answers! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjoh ... Show More
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